Hospital diary Vol 2 :3
So, I've been away for a while, huh? x)
A lot of things happened:
-my apartment is a bathtub
-i have one leg
-and a fake leg
-i do not have a girlfriend
-my sister hates my ass
The reason I've been gone for so long is because the wifi stopped working and i couldn't reach for my tablet anyways... Aaaand i was pretty damn confused. Still am. It's so fucking weird x) TRY TO WALK ON A PLASTIC THING THAT IS NOT YOUR LEG. IT'S REALLY DISTURBING AND HARD.
Somehow my apartment is flooded right now. I really want to live in LA at times like these. Oh well, I hope that Neil is still able to find his stuff. Neil, if you're reading this, get your ass over here. I feel lonely. Talking about loneliness, my two-month boyfriend relationship has ended quite roughly, because miss perfect didn't want a boy with one leg. How fucking loyal. Well, YOU GOTTA EARN THIS BOOTY.
Sister Jamie seems to dislike me too now that i only have one leg, because i can't carry her bags no more when we go out shopping and she needs to push me. She's startin' to hate my ass real good x) Sorry sis.
Well, i'm still alive.
Thanks for the support last time, everyone. Loved the notes :3
ps. MY HAIRCOLORISFADIIING
BRING THE BLUE BAAACK
pps. THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT AAALLL